(THUNDER BAY, ON) – The title really says a lot about this story but let’s dive deeper, shall we?
Shoppers at the Wal-Mart Supercentre located at 777 Memorial Ave reported to us today that they spotted a man prancing and ninjaing around before he tuckered out and fell asleep in the area near the cash registers.
After a brief nap, which was monitored by security, the sleeping ninja woke from his slumber and began doing twirly-type kicks. Similar to a roundhouse but with alcohol involved.
Security personnel kept shoppers safe and away from the crouching tiger, hidden dragon. His breath was blasting the area with an overpowering smell of alcoholic beverages.
Officers with the Thunder Bay Police Service along with paramedics with Superior North EMS attended the scene. The man was handcuffed and transported to the Thunder Bay Regional Health Sciences Centre where he will be nursed back to sobriety before being released.
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