(OPINION) (COMMUNITY SUBMISSION) – The Northern Flipper had made its way inside 75 Academy in the early hours Thursday morning and found a nest.
She opened her door and started howling out her mating call. It is common practice for the Northern Flipper to access any dwelling without a lock, make a nest, and look for a mate.
Mating season starts slightly after child tax day and can continue throughout social assistance check day.
Northern Flippers have a natural sense of regret after spending all child tax money in one day.
Their instinct tells them to breed after funds deplete in order to secure more for next months coming. Gotta be prepared for winter.
Good luck Flipper, good luck.
(Editors Note: There is an additional video to this incident which will be released later today, hopefully.)
I don't know what in Academy is going on here, but I am sure it has to do with dope. This all happened at 12:30 am 10/07/2018. I woke up hearing pounding. I look in the hallway to find ol' Flip Flop flip-flopping away. I would have called emergency services for…